This guy absolutely R-words!! Hell yeah!

+rep nice person 😉

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why you use hacks ;(

Roses are red
My name Jeff
Kwebbelkop exploiting his father's death

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call, ye dog. You’re fish food now.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of ♥♥♥♥ that keeps coming out of your mouth?
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
and last but not leaast you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

I started out with a horse.

I named it Dipsy.

I lost her after a few bandit attacks while I was romaing around the map, and was devestated

Swore to revenge Dipsy.

Went to village of peasants and spoke to the elder.

Recruited 4 farmers.

2 Hours later all of the bandits are dead across the map and I have 200+ soilders, my own land, 10 bandit slaves who had a part in killing Dipsy, A fortune of money, the hand of a beautiful nordic princess and horses for all of my heroes and some of my troops.

All the horses are named Dipsy.

We are the Dipsy Rebellion.

10/10 would rampage again.

Guys can you please not spam the chat.? My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spammed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat

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Watch out for the box

Pryoscrannical was here

my lord Juan Pablo

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Lawrence is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ machine.... don't go chatting ♥♥♥♥

-Rep, misquotes School of Rock and doesn't appreciate Lawrence's keyboard solo at the end.