Досягнення Fillet Fighter у POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Здобуто 18 груд. 2013 о 8:47

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Здобуто 30 берез. 2014 о 0:43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Здобуто 30 берез. 2014 о 0:56

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Здобуто 31 берез. 2014 о 6:21

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Здобуто 31 берез. 2014 о 5:36

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Здобуто 12 трав. 2014 о 3:34

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Здобуто 2 квіт. 2014 о 2:06

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Здобуто 2 квіт. 2014 о 3:11

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 4:20

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 5:57

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Здобуто 11 трав. 2014 о 13:58

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Здобуто 12 трав. 2014 о 2:14

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Здобуто 12 трав. 2014 о 4:39

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Здобуто 26 черв. 2014 о 13:34

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Здобуто 19 трав. 2014 о 3:01

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Здобуто 19 трав. 2014 о 2:59

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Здобуто 26 черв. 2014 о 13:50

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 6:15

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 3:34

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Здобуто 11 трав. 2014 о 12:31

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 3:58

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Здобуто 30 берез. 2014 о 0:48

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Здобуто 18 груд. 2013 о 8:51

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 3:35

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Здобуто 12 трав. 2014 о 3:20

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Здобуто 2 квіт. 2014 о 2:24

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Здобуто 31 берез. 2014 о 5:43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Здобуто 11 трав. 2014 о 12:59

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 4:13

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Здобуто 26 черв. 2014 о 14:11

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 4:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 5:06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Здобуто 26 черв. 2014 о 14:09

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Здобуто 26 трав. 2014 о 0:34

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Здобуто 26 трав. 2014 о 0:34

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Здобуто 26 трав. 2014 о 0:51

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Здобуто 31 берез. 2014 о 5:55

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Здобуто 31 берез. 2014 о 6:07

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 5:15

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Здобуто 29 берез. 2014 о 23:58

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 6:03

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 5:26

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 4:06

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Здобуто 31 берез. 2014 о 5:25

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 5:59

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Здобуто 31 берез. 2014 о 5:39

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Здобуто 2 квіт. 2014 о 2:13

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Здобуто 30 берез. 2014 о 1:07

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Здобуто 18 груд. 2013 о 9:00

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Здобуто 31 берез. 2014 о 6:00

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Здобуто 29 берез. 2014 о 23:57

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Здобуто 2 квіт. 2014 о 2:16

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 4:02

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Здобуто 31 берез. 2014 о 5:33

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Здобуто 31 берез. 2014 о 5:32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 5:04

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Здобуто 29 берез. 2014 о 23:57

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Здобуто 2 квіт. 2014 о 2:16

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Здобуто 2 квіт. 2014 о 1:57

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Здобуто 11 трав. 2014 о 12:34

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Здобуто 24 трав. 2014 о 15:08

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Здобуто 24 трав. 2014 о 14:50

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Здобуто 11 трав. 2014 о 13:53

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Здобуто 7 трав. 2014 о 4:48

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Здобуто 12 трав. 2014 о 4:40

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2015 о 1:09

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Здобуто 8 лип. 2016 о 5:11

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

60 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

4 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

0 / 10

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