Recent reviews by Tommy T

game 2 ez, just make baddies blind and give good guys machine guns
TRY HARDER NEXT TIME, GAY DEVS!

Let me start by saying this game is amazing! I've played this game for over 500 hours since relase and I don't think I'll stop for a while. The game has absolutely no bugs, this is one of the most stable games I have ever seen. The writing and storytelling easily tops games like HL2 or Heavy Rain. The gameplay is like nothing you have seen before, it is like you are actually shooting that M4A1, firefights get so intense with all of the different mechanics the game has to simulate gun battles. Finally, the graphics are virtually photrealistic and yet it is so well-optimized that I can play it on my 5 year old laptop. THE DEVELOPER EVEN GAVE ME AN EXTRA COPY! WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

Too hard to beat Germany as Poland. Very unrealistic.

Make your friends mad with Johnny Cage roundhouse kicks.

Everything is black so you can't tell the difference between anything. Bad game, bad life.

You go to work late, so scientists attempt to kill you, but then they die.

chef boyardee can suck my ♥♥♥♥, super OP

game proves my theory that eazy-e is still alive and has transformed into a frog

be in a china triangle club and beat up ppl

JC! A BOMB!
A bomb