My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 20, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say I feel a slight sense of regret for never having done it, because watching you play gave me cancer anyway.

-rep

Praise Jesus you use nade binds. Now to use the nades...

Listen here you toe-eyed cabbbage, I wasn't born innto this world so your fat ass could choke out low level insults at me. i hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for your midnight snack of cheese and crackers you absolute toe fiddler.

It was just a regular hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I know, Senjogahara. She is really ****ing hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my ♥♥♥♥. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my ♥♥♥♥. Booya. Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch ♥♥♥♥ is going inside of her ♥♥♥♥♥, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my ♥♥♥♥. There had to have been about two pints of ♥♥♥ everywhere. People say I ♥♥♥ like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.