Recent reviews by ToasterMate

skate 4 is the best advertisement for skate 3

I don't often leave negative reviews, but reason is I don't like the way this game is headed with monetization: fake discounts, paid colors, companions? Trails? Bundles? Seriously? Just shady business practices overall, I don't support this.

it's actually a pretty charming game, although incredibly simple. the game is what it says on the can, and if navigating around a big level collecting stuff and dodging obstacles is your thing, then it's 20 minutes well spent.

the gameplay, sound and especially environments of this game are incredibly beautiful, but the lack of optimization turns the game into a powerpoint slideshow if you try to do anything too crazy.

the release of BFAS 1.5 has not only improved the game in many ways, but it has also greatly improved the performance of the game, which voids the only complaint I had about the game! I can 100% recommend BFAS and I look forward to EXITUS's other projects!

very addicting game and I love seeing the numbers go up, 10/10

asmongold if he was czech:

captain curly if he decided to lock the ♥♥♥♥ in:

for a game thats supposed to be an MLG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that takes you back to 2014, this game looks, feels and sounds REALLY good.

I crave much more of this. SO much more.

I've never seen an artist make a soundtrack that fits a game this well before, every time I hear a track in here I can remember exactly where it plays and the first time I heard it. Good ♥♥♥♥

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☑ MS-DOS (on purpose)

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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