"Unfortunately he is him" -Mate

"We can't hotpatch your schizophrenia my dude" ``Kyle 2022

"Is this a bad time to tell you i dont have any weapons?" - Me "YOU WHAT!?!?!" - Kyle

" I'M A PUMPKIN!!! I GET UP IN THE MORNING AND PISS EXCELLENCE!!!! " ~~Kyle

"The learning curve is basically equivelant to being mouthraped and being told it was your own fault for yawning."
~~Kyle Talking about Dark Souls

"My night vision goggles take batteries, I thought I was a predator of the night, like a bat or an old man." - Kyle "Sexual Predator of the Night" - Matrim

"Sometimes I get mad enough that even if I were to get blown and then fed a stuffed crust pizza, Id still want to set something on fire and put it out with a claw hammer." - Kyle 2017

"Leg day doesn't make you legs Longer Kyle!"