I MUST MASTER SANDWICH AS I MASTER MY LIFE.

WITHOUT ME, MY SANDWICH IS USELESS.

WITHOUT MY SANDWICH, I AM USELESS.

I MUST EAT MY SANDWICH TRUE.

I MUST EAT FASTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME.

I MUST EAT SANDWICH BEFORE HE EATS SANDWICH.

I WILL. BEFORE SANDWICH GOD I SWEAR THIS CREED.

MY SANDWICH AND MYSELF ARE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY.

WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMIES SANDWICHES.

WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY SANDWICH.

SO BE IT, UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT SANDWICH.

AMEN.