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Recent reviews by JESUS CHRIST IS LORD

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306.3 hrs on record
DO NOT PLAY IF YOU HAVE A J*B!!
where do i even begin? people sell their souls to devote their time to this game.
Posted 6 December, 2025.
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5.4 hrs on record
horrible gooner game, i mained mercy and dva since overwatch one.
Posted 6 December, 2025.
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20.7 hrs on record
Amazing game, horrible community that backs it, do not look at steam community page for it
Posted 6 December, 2025.
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143.5 hrs on record (133.5 hrs at review time)
I haven't had my bodycam on since beta release
Posted 6 December, 2025.
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176.2 hrs on record (164.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is great, It has a very steep learning curve but mastering it makes you a PZ Chad. I've experienced crazy swarms, nomad playthroughs, PvP cannibal experiences in modded servers, and hunkering down in an apartment building slowly watching everything burn. Also axe is the greatest, not crowbar. Also Press Q for the cure
Posted 6 December, 2025.
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37.5 hrs on record
I would much rather bend all the pins of my cpu than play this game. This game's experience is like having thousands of paper cuts all over your body and bathing naked in a bath full of tobasco sauce
Posted 6 December, 2025.
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11.5 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Amazing game for the free 99 tag, i stopped showering to kill people while listening to jungle
Posted 6 December, 2025.
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32.5 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Its a great game, I had many encounters with people as a solo, I've had sustained gunfights, stalkers, cannibal encounters, and have seen streets riddled with human guts with ppsh41s lying throughout.

You'll experience the rapid moral decay of people within this game, youll get eaten for being at the wrong place at the wrong time, you'll get sniped for sitting at a water pump, you'll get handcuffed and tortured because you were at the wrong place wrong time. I've never had a greater experience not only being a passive aggressive player. The game is gritty, people will beg for their life or trash talk you, people will always betray you, and everyone is always out to get you. Livionia is great, Chernarus is scary, and Sakhal shows the character a desperate individual.

So many figures from the occasional saint, to the blood lusting child, it really keeps you on your toes and a great way to pass a few hours of free time. 10/10
Posted 6 December, 2025.
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0.0 hrs on record
Great game, i completed on legendary difficulty, some unpolished glitches in maps really added to the 13 reasons why experience.
Posted 26 November, 2025.
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