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Recent reviews by Timo★

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2 people found this review helpful
44.8 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Fun retro style arcade action platformer. Reminds me of old licensed platformers that were loosely based on the source material, in a lighthearted way. I enjoy this take on Kalevala where Väinämöinen just beats the crap out of everyone.
I like the chaotic vibes, it's very fast paced. Music is nice too. Level and boss design is pretty lackluster, especially in later stages. The game gives you a bunch of fun tools for moving around but doesn't really utilise them (did you know you can jump on arrows to climb walls? Me neither!). It kinda gives the game an amateurish charm though, further enhancing the old school vibes.

Some complaints:
Why does money have invincibility frames when spawning AND flies all over the place? A lot of cash just flies off somewhere where you can't collect it and it's generally annoying to go fetch some coins that flew really far away.
Please let me rebind the keys for changing spells and weapons.
Posted 11 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
494.1 hrs on record (122.3 hrs at review time)
Crack cocaine
Posted 10 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
191.3 hrs on record (77.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Crack cocaine now in fully immersive first person 3D environments
Posted 10 April, 2023.
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179.7 hrs on record (87.1 hrs at review time)
Whacky ass fighting game with a whole bunch of weirdos for characters. Tons of fun things to discover and mess about with
Posted 10 April, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
11.7 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Delightful and very open first person platformer with chill vibes. Go around weird maps and collect feathers. Movement is pretty tough to get a handle on but once you get around to it you can just fly all over the place and be a boss. Tons of content and places to see.
Posted 24 March, 2023. Last edited 24 March, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
22.0 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
Degenerate, repetitive and bloated, but not content wise, only length wise.
The main thing you do is repeat stupid, often way too vertical (vertical movement is not very fun at all, the only thing you can do is jump off janky mountainsides or spam a teleport spell upwards) levels. You find notes that reveal dungeon entrances, chests and mechanisms that open dungeons (levers, keys). Once inside a dungeon you seek out an altar, read a note near it and activate it to call a boss, waves of enemies or absolutely nothing. After accomplishing this some ghosts appear, the main character shows them a photo and you hope the ghosts drop an item called Sign of Erin. Once you find this sign you move to another level and repeat it until you find one there.
Maps can generate incredibly annoying and unintuitive to explore structures like multiple houses or towers overlaid on top of each other. Astral vision pinpoints (which reveals objects of interest) are often really hard to see and sometimes doesn't even function (levers not displaying, etc.).
Objects of interest can spawn anywhere, including in inaccessible rooms or inside of solid collision, often making levels impossible.
Combat can be beat by mashing parry/dodge and attack, practically making you invulnerable, the weak point system is weird and pretty much unusable without aim assist as the points appear on limbs that the enemies flail with.
Enemies can change their actions on a dime without any warning and never de-aggro once they have spotted you. Sometimes enemies can get stuck inside of collision or despawn while keeping aggro on you, making maps incompletable as you need to be out of combat to enter dungeons or make ghosts appear.
Progression is so slow it feels futile. You are given a premise for a story in the beginning and the next time ANYTHING of significance happens is at the end, which is also disappointing and lame.

The game has a myriad of other issues, of big and small nature, which I can't be arsed to list. Enough to say it is quite awful and I wish I refunded it when I had the chance. The only reason I finished it was curiosity to see what actually happens and doing meme speedruns.
Posted 22 March, 2023. Last edited 22 March, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
6.3 hrs on record
Very cool I beat up a trash can
Posted 22 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
36.0 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
the "turn" based fighting game that you actually have to play like a fighting game
Posted 7 February, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
seems to be abandoned. It's fairly fun to mess around with but unfinished.
Posted 30 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
40.8 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
Gorgeous fighting game in all ways. Simple to get into, excellent options, cool and varied characters, great dynamic music (adapts to characters, round number, meter amount, health amounts, etc.) and reactive stage backgrounds. Netplay is butter smooth (as someone who regurarly plays from EU -> US East).
ACTUALLY WORKS CONTROLLER + KEYBOARD IN LOCAL.
Posted 21 October, 2022.
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