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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
🥞 ✲ 🐊 ✲ 🌽 ✲ 🔋 ✲ 🏓 ✲ 🍧 ✲ 🥒 ✲ 🚘 ✲ 🌋 ✲ 🐝
Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires
you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers
wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly
spring up in the middle of the machine room.
⛳ ✲ 🍇 ✲ 🎁 ✲ 🏀 ✲ 👽 ✲ 💗 ✲ 🌽 ✲ 💙 ✲ 🌸 ✲ 🐟
it's 4⃣2⃣0⃣ today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the bible😇😋🙏🏼📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏼😂is the highest you can get🙌🏽😤
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| Windows has detected Gay Porn viruses on your computer. |
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