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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 5:25am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 1:43pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2017 @ 10:16pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 1:29pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 6:17am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:18am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 5:51am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 5:47am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 1:47pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 11:49am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 12:15pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2017 @ 11:57am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 1:43pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 7:10am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2017 @ 8:02am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 5:14am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 7:02am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2017 @ 7:28am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 4:31am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 10:54am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 8:34am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:10pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2017 @ 11:50am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:42am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:31am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:15am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:42am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:51am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:22pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:47am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:51am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 12:44pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:50am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:11am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39pm



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!