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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
A puzzling puzzle is designed to have someone puzzle out the puzzle. A "Anime Puzzle 18+" is designed to do the aforementioned, and introduce the player to the philosophically enigmatic world of hentai.

This game not only challenges your cerebrum, but the soul as well. Confronting the player, making them attempt to comprehend quandary of "Why "Ureshon!" is so damn hot?". My fellow degenerates for I have been enlightened to the truths of this world through this eternal paradoxical experience. I urge you to delve into the abyss and find happiness.

Puzzle/10 would press F key again.
Posted 29 August, 2021.
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27 people found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
I literally bought this because you can use furry children as fuel to fire a giant laser.

infanticide/10 would do it again.

(I know it's not infanticide)
Posted 28 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
65.3 hrs on record (59.8 hrs at review time)
"Insert something similar to like 100 bottles of beer on the wall or something for the "tune""

Yuito's dense. Kasane's tense. Makes sense they both lost family and friends.

Gamma is gay. Shiden is lame. Who really cares about them anyway.

Karen's a cuck. Luka like trucks. They really both just suck the ♥♥♥♥.

Arashi's like spring. Fubuki can't sing. Seems to be an incestous thing.

Alice was dead. Tsugumi gives head. They both seem they would be great in bed.

Kodama is hot. Yuta's a thot. Wakana had a really great bod.

Kagero slays. Kyoka's a babe. In the end Nagi never got laid.

Kaito's a bro. Joe did sumo. Hanabi forever in the friend zone.

Wataru's like Frasier. Haruka's a blazer. Seto is trash like this "song" see you later.


(I know it's unfunny trash but who cares I enjoyed writing it)

Melone sisters/10 would read "Baki Son of Ogre's" again.
Posted 10 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record
My name is *Insert name*. I'm a Jobless level 97.
I don't have a home because I'm broke and I'm not married.
I work as an adventurer, so I don't have stable working hours.
I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed whenever and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what.
After having a warm glass of milk and jerking off for 20 minutes, I usually have no problem sleeping until morning.
Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last checkup.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very horny life.
I care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night.
This is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness.
Although, if I were to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Basically, Sex Toy, you are a troublesome thing that would hinder my horny, therefore my enemy.
Weak Point... is what I've named it.
I'm going to rape you now before you have a chance to fight, so I can sleep soundly again tonight.

TL;DR: Another great entry to the "Book of Ero". Very nice.(It'sa JOJOKE....not a very good one but still).

Noel/10 would use beach side outhouse again.
Posted 11 April, 2021. Last edited 11 April, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record
I actually was the one who came first.

We follow Akira from "AKIRA" as he goes to have a nice loaf of bread at the local shopping district. His life is soon spiraled into chaos when an underground organization takes him captive. Unknowingly, the organization kidnapped the wrong man, as he is armed with the legendary triple-s ding dong. Watch as he "fights" his way through every member he will uncover a conspiracy that not only envelopes his local shopping district but the world as he knows it.

Great new addition to the "Book of Ero".

TRIPLE-S ♥♥♥♥/10 would use "♥♥♥♥♥ gift card" again.
Posted 11 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
I learned two things from playing this game.

1: I'm a true gamer.
2: I suck a Tetris

That aside, in this game you play as "Trevor" the gaming Messiah. He has come to tell these "Gamer Girls" that they are not true gamers. With the power of "Reddit" and Doritos he shall challenge each girl to battle of the joysticks. Which would lead to another inevitable battle but with a different type of joystick.

A good new addition to the "Book of Ero"

Gamer Girl/10 would "Candy Crush" again.
Posted 11 April, 2021. Last edited 11 April, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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3.4 hrs on record
"I literally just bought this for the incest." Is becoming a bit of a trend for me.

A spiritual successor for the "Need for Speed" franchise. Here we follow the tale of unrequited love facing off against the societal blight known as the "Nice Guy". With the assistance of family tradition, NTR, and not being a limp ♥♥♥♥ cuck, you set off to save your beloved from the forces of cringe.

Anal virginity/10 would make Nodoka pen again.
Posted 10 April, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
"I literally just bought this for the incest."

History has a tendency to repeat itself doesn't it.

Another great addition to the "Book of Ero". We follow *Insert Name* and his Onee-chan through their fight to normalize siblings bathing with each other, regardless of age. Truly a gripping tale that will be tugging on your heart strings, and maybe something else as well.

Ass impregnation/10 would eat breast yogurt again.
Posted 10 April, 2021.
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4.9 hrs on record
It has JoJo references. No lewds though.

Cupcake/10 would step on flowers again.
Posted 1 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
127.2 hrs on record (101.7 hrs at review time)
If only Hanako was a romance option.

Panam/10 would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cut of meat again.
Posted 4 January, 2021.
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