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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 4:04am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 6:38am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 12:17pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 11:45am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2014 @ 2:03pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 12:49pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 2:32pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2014 @ 1:51pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 10:22am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 12:58pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 10:41am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2014 @ 6:25am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2014 @ 5:08am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2014 @ 4:05am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 1:57pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 8:26am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2014 @ 4:13am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 8:05am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2014 @ 6:22am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2014 @ 6:08am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2014 @ 2:15pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 10:30am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 10:47am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 1:03pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 1:04pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 10:52am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 11:52am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 9:50am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 11:47am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 3:48am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2014 @ 5:05am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2014 @ 6:22am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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