-rep this guy is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot ♥♥♥♥ piss ♥♥♥♥♥ moron ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby

I live in my mother's root cellar without her knowledge. I've been doing this for 6 months when she thinks that I've moved out. I managed to clean up a bit and remove a ton of♥♥♥♥♥♥bottles from here today. I don't take a lot of food from her fridge. I usually end up on a chatroom whoring myself of pretending to be a girl. I send facebook pictures of girls in suggestive poses. We proceed to some cyber sex, after which I blackmail them to send me amazon gift cards which I use to buy bottles of water and ramen noodles. I charge my laptop while she is out for the day on a charger in the basement leading to the root cellar. I usually sleep during the night as most of my productive time is during the day when she is gone. I take showers and wash my clothes occasionally with usually little to no detergent. I get internet from the unsecured wifi she has in the house.

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my♥♥♥♥♥in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ We're looking to move in together in October.

People who make fun of people for being virgins...

Like what the actual fudge. They are human too, you mundanefudger. I would rather play my video games than try to spread my genes or strenuously exert myself. I just don’t feel like it. So shut up, thanks. If I could choose between maximum rank in Overwatch and having sex, I would choose the former.

I don’t want to risk an unwanted pregnancy or getting an STD.

Do you know why you make fun of Virgins? Because you are so insecure yourself. Or maybe you’re ignorant of the fact that the one you are insulting is a human being just like you.

SMH. IF YOU CANNOT BRING YOURSELF UP, BRING SOMEONE ELSE DOWN. pathetic