Company of Heroes 2 sucks a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥

This game is ♥♥♥♥, plain and simple.

Oh, let's all get the warp whistle and warp to "big world"! Too bad big world isn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun, like the rest of this game. The entire thing is designed to anger and frustrate you. Oh, you get Kuribo's shoe on one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ level! Wow, pardon me while I make the universal motion for a handjob. Kuribo's shoe ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked. What did it do, exactly? It let you JUMP ON THINGS, something you were able to do the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Oh, also you looked gay.

There are some interesting power-ups in the game, such as Tanookie Mario, Hammer Mario, and Frog Mario. But guess what? You can get them on like 2 levels total, and if you ♥♥♥♥ up and get hit ONCE, you lose them, FOREVER. Wow, that's fun! I love games that demand I play perfectly or have no fun, because I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ who strives for absolute perfection in gaming otherwise I kill myself.

Company of Heroes 2 may have been interesting or fun at one time, but the game is a worthless piece of ♥♥♥♥ in today's day and age. It's horribly flawed and full of punch-in-the-♥♥♥♥ moments, much more so than it has moments that are just fun to play.