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Recent reviews by Thee Dark Ages

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10.6 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Posted 6 May.
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1.9 hrs on record
The number of times I miscount the shells is too damn high.
Posted 12 August, 2024.
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1.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I play this game to further train my reaction time since there's so many idiots in the real life on the road nowadays.
Posted 12 August, 2024.
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2.9 hrs on record
I finally got my first nutshot, as he came down from the police cruiser and landed on the ramp between his legs, BUT THE GIF MAKER DIDNT CAPTURE THE MOMENT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Posted 12 August, 2024.
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13.1 hrs on record
Solo Play: Spooky asf, requires strategy

Multiplayer Play: "Hey man, distract the tank and I'll go behind him."
Posted 12 August, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
12.8 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Posted 31 July, 2024.
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68 people found this review helpful
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7.4 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
The year is 2001. My parents dropped me of at my grandmothers for the Saturday morning. My cousins living there were on the computer trying out a shareware disc
called "Galaxy of Games: GOLD Edition". The oldest cousin shows me all these sweet arcade games on it: OXIDE, Moon Buggy, Blast Thru, Alantis Rising, Nebula Fighter,
Speedy Eggbert, Booym, Star Miner, Galactic Patrol, Crazy Drake, Raptor [hehehe], and Demonstar.

I gave all of them a try before finally playing Demonstar. And boy... did I play Demonstar. Every time I was dropped off, I set time aside to go and play Demonstar, even if it was just the first few levels, I kept on playing it.

The music, the explosions, and the bosses. It was peak entertainment for little ol' me.

A few months pass, another Saturday comes around and I'm dead set on playing Demonstar.

Too bad, the disc was somehow lost. Never got to play it again...



2023. I'm looking online at the history of shareware discs and browsing the archives for nostalgic purposes. I come across a very familiar disc.

Its the GOG Gold Edition shareware disc.

Look at the contents of the disc.

Demonstar.

Who made it?

Scott Host

What company does Scott Host run?

Mountain King Studios

Does it have a website?

♥♥♥♥ yeah

Is the game still available?

You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right it still is.

I buy it immediatley and have the biggest flashback of my childhood. Play through the entire game from start to finish.

And now I find out from a youtube stream the man himself has taken upon himself to remaster both Raptor: Call Of The Shadows AND Demonstar.

A dream come true for little ol' me...

Life story aside, you have no idea just how much joy this brings me. The music, the explosions, the enhanced pixels... thank you Scott and everyone involved in remaking this masterpiece. My childhood can't thank you enough. <3
Posted 11 December, 2023.
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1.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Okay, who taught the Lemurians how to climb ropes and ladders?
Posted 9 November, 2023.
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36.0 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Rhino goes rawr
Posted 20 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Wally is love, wally is life.
10/10
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Posted 9 August, 2023. Last edited 9 August, 2023.
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