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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:12pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:24pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:22pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:14pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:36pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2018 @ 6:01pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:43pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:26pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2018 @ 6:04pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 4:11pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2018 @ 9:35am



Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
2,590 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
50,903 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
24,172 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
3,021 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.