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CafePorter 19 Jul, 2025 @ 11:16am 
Never the less, This man is a fanatical father figure compared to my bald specimen "step" dad of which is having a day of birth celebration right this minute. Mr Harris is a good father and husband :GDNormal:
CafePorter 19 Jul, 2025 @ 10:44am 
Every pore on this distinguished male is utterly acquainted with pure hard testosterone and a cheeky bit of estrogen. Much respect to the epitome of masculinity also known as The Harris. World refound Cards Against Humanity player and a loving husband (not to me but to another despicably good human) Overall I would use this man as a private IKEA funded bog brush and housewife for the cause of humanity. Looks like Quagmire possibly but definitely doesn't act like the lad. This hooligan expectedly plays like a good boy in the right spots! Would reccomend buying "The Harris" but only if I dont have to use my Tesco Clubcard. Solid 32 tyres out of 56 carrots.

Kindest Regards from the Goon lord.
Warren The Eagle 21 Apr, 2025 @ 11:54am 
Caught this player cheating........





on his Mrs with me! DUDUUUUDUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI!!!!!!:2017stickyhotdog:
Warren The Eagle 8 Jan, 2020 @ 1:58pm 
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Warren The Eagle 30 Dec, 2019 @ 3:12am 
One time i ♥♥♥ a thimble
Warren The Eagle 1 Mar, 2018 @ 3:57am 
You give thye best kisses:2017stickyhotdog:
Cheese 'n' Pickles 6 Sep, 2017 @ 12:28am 
noob
Richard 17 May, 2017 @ 9:27am 
The Harris - he maybe smaller than I am used to but makes up for it in game play . He presses all the right buttons on my joypad !!! , Really enjoyed his AFKing over my face - Great Ebayer ++++++ recommend
Warren The Eagle 14 May, 2017 @ 4:28am 
This player hurt every hole:steamsad:
Warren The Eagle 4 Mar, 2016 @ 10:17am 
This player ♥♥♥♥♥ like some sort of god #HoryForTheHarris
Warren The Eagle 22 Nov, 2015 @ 5:23am 
I had a 1v1 with ''the harris'' on rust one time and he did things i didnt know you could do in the game. For instance from what i could tell he bet me he could kill me just by sucking me off. i tooke the bet. i have never been so wrong in my life.#:steamsalty:
Ball Saxbury 13 Jun, 2015 @ 9:43am 
My prostate is wrecked.
Ball Saxbury 20 Oct, 2014 @ 11:19am 
The Harris has satisfied my loins.
Ball Saxbury 10 Oct, 2014 @ 5:55pm 
I'd shag that.
Ball Saxbury 6 Jul, 2014 @ 11:43am 
I have emptied myself into this player