+rep good profile, critical thinker

Master of the game

THIS GUY IS SO EFFING GOATED YOU CANT BE WINNING MAJOR LEAGUE LIKE THIS

hey, so like… idk how to say this without sounding cringe but can we honestly fall in love? like real love. not the “haha ur cute” love but the “i saw a frog and thought of u” kind of love. the kind where we send voice notes at 2am rambling about nothing and i save them all in a folder called “reasons to keep going.” i wanna talk about our favourite fruits and argue about whether cereal is a soup. i want us to match pfps ironically until it’s not ironic anymore. i want to share playlists with you that lowkey expose my entire soul and pretend it’s casual. i’d let you win in chess. or lose. depends how cute you look when you’re smug. also i would read every unhinged paragraph you send me without judgment and respond with something equally unhinged but loving. always loving. so like. can we honestly edate? except irl. forever.

So you're going by "Zylon" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's John from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Ahsley the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and ride my own customized camel. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

signed gratata