I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Our father, who AWPS in heaven
CS be thy game
Uncase begun, them skins be won,
Covert - and not a mil-spec
give us this day a StatTrak Knife
and forgive us when we rage quit,
as we forgive those who aimbot against us,
and lead us not into scamnation
but undeliverus a battlescarred
gaben.