I'm gonna backhand slap the first dude, he is down dead instantly. Then I will turn around and do a jumping kick like Bruce Lee. This will pierce through his chest and his heart will fly and smash into the wall behind him. The last guy pulls a gun but I already know what to do, I grab the gun with his hand and enforce the iron grip not allowing him to move his hand. He fires 3 times into the palm of my hand but little does he know my hand has steel plating all around it. Now I pull so hard I rip his entire arm off and I stand over him as he bleeds out laughing maniacally as I take another shot of heroin.

♥♥♥♥ing seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A ♥♥♥♥ING WOMAN.

At this point my horny, horny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was boiling with anger. I got so mad that I pulled out my phone and looked at the photos. YEAH, I was "drinking" her ♥♥♥♥♥. WTF? I could feel myself getting hot and bothered. I decided to find a solution and started talking to my friend.

She then told me that she was seeing a girl online and wanted me to just play along. What? "She's just a dude who she met at the bar. He's more than just a picture of her ♥♥♥♥!" I asked why, she said "That's

Last night I had a dream where a black man with chains shackled around his ankles and wrists was slowly walking up to Jesus who was kneeling before him. Jesus was crying very deeply, and when one of his tears landed on the chains, they immediately broke and fell from him.

As soon as that happened, I saw the words, “weep with those who weep.” (Romans 12:15)

Jesus took upon himself that unjust bondage, estrangement from friends and family, fatherlessness, poverty and hardness of heart that many in the black community had carried since the days of slavery. As we weep with Jesus, those tears always lead to love, joy and freedom.

I felt like this dream is a sign of what Jesus is doing right now in the earth. There will be many coming to Jesus as we kneel and weep with Him.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOMAN.

At this point my horny, horny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was boiling with anger. I got so mad that I pulled out my phone and looked at the photos. YEAH, I was "drinking" her ♥♥♥♥♥. WTF? I could feel myself getting hot and bothered. I decided to find a solution and started talking to my friend.

She then told me that she was seeing a girl online and wanted me to just play along. What? "She's just a dude who she met at the bar. He's more than just a picture of her tits!" I asked why, she said "That's

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOMAN. I inmediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each other's round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!

I just can't anymore. First they invade my videogames and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.