What the hell? Hey, I'll kill you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Why is no one talking about cabbage? I mean, think about it. This unassuming vegetable is a LITERAL powerhouse. It's the king, the absolute champion of greens, just chilling there in the produce section, waiting for someone to recognize its glory. Kale? Spinach? Pfft. Forget them. Cabbage has been around since the dawn of time, witnessing empires rise and fall, yet no one gives it the respect it deserves. You can boil it, steam it, fry it, eat it raw – it’s the Swiss Army knife of vegetables. It even looks like a brain – COINCIDENCE? I think NOT! This is a sign, people. The universe is telling us: "EAT MORE CABBAGE." So, stop whatever you're doing right now, go buy a cabbage, and thank it for existing. This is not a drill. Cabbage is LIFE. 🥬

He is not only a leader in-game but also a mentor in life where he has helped me to discover my potential to become a GIGACHAD just like himself. It is an unforgettable experience, part of mmy journey in life and throughout will carry this memory forward to pass it down to my grandchildren. If you happen to come across him as one of your teammates in a competitive match, rest assured that you are playing with an incredible human being.

I LOVE YOU

+rep

+rep this guy is a god