Yo I'm a punk ♥♥♥♥♥. I hate myself so much I've been eating right and exercising just so I can hate myself until I'm 150 years old. There's people on death row who have fewer regrets than I do. I regret not hating myself at a younger age, so that I could be further into the streak by now. I hate myself so much it makes me a likable person to the outside world. I bark at myself in the mirror and try to fight dudes who look like me. If anybody wants to come kick my ass, I'll join you. The only thing that makes me happy is when I'm losing. I'm gonna be at my own funeral as a ghost throwing up gang signs. I've been spreading rumours about myself having bedbugs so nobody will hangout with me. I learned how to suck my own ♥♥♥♥ just so I can tell myself I'm not in the mood. All in all very proud of what I've accomplished as a hater. It just goes to show that if you believe in yourself and work hard, you can achieve anything.

-rep Toxic, blames others for their mistakes, lousy team player, and is a cheater. (VAC ban is proof)

Hey you'd be an absolute piece of ♥♥♥♥ idiot if you didn't lose weight with the FAT CANCEL 5000 diet! Go ahead and google it but basically what happens if you find your excess fat's personal twitter account and go through all of its old tweets until you find something problematic, then you forward those tweets to the wall street journal or Vox or medium or whatever newspaper hires dirty snitches these days and then you get that fat CANCELLED! I lost 20Kgs overnight when I found a tweet from my excess fat that said women can't do comedy and now my beer gut had to move back in with its parents because nobody wants to hire it. Take that belly fat, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fascist! Hell it's so easy even someone from Nepal could do it. WAIT OH ♥♥♥♥ I DIDNT' MEAN THAT NO DON'T CANCEL ME!!

RTC ISSUE. ROBERT TRIED CONNECTING!

Chk! What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say you little istyk? I'll have you know l graduated top of my creche and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the ghaik and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Githyankl and I'm the top fighter in the entire Astral Plane. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with psionics the likes of which have never been seen before in this realm, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me through our tadpole link? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Faerun and your camp is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ska'keth. The storm that wipes the pathetic little thing you call your party.

You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over seven hundred extra attacks, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed strikes, but I have access to the entire catalogue of both simple and martial weapons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Sword Coast, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retributions your little "clever" suggestion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you, didn't, and now you're paying the price you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ghaik.