This guy calls himself a support, but the only thing he supports is the enemy team’s kill count. He spams Clockwerk like he thinks Cogs are a personality trait—trapping teammates more often than enemies, then pinging them for dying in his clown cage. Every game it’s the same: Level 2, misses Hookshot point-blank, feeds, types ‘unlucky,’ and proceeds to roam like he’s lost in real life. His idea of ‘map awareness’ is showing up 5 seconds after the teamfight ends to drop a ward on his own corpse. One time he Rocket Flared Roshan mid-push like it was going to impress someone. If you ever wonder who’s keeping you in low MMR hell, look no further than this trench-dwelling Cog enthusiast with the reaction time of a baked potato. At this point, the only thing he should be hooking is an uninstall button.

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

-rep not the real Scaretactic

-rep even worse at game

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to '♥♥♥♥' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to '♥♥♥♥' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.