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The Lore of Chocolate Sausage
Eons of cosmic chocolate buildup birthed the Chocolate Cervelat, a force united to destroy the Rostix Empire. After centuries of war, the ancient Chocolatiers rebelled, halting Rostix’s assault on a Novorossiysk restaurant led by Sanya the Necromancer and Colonel Planko.

The Cervelat’s forces mysteriously retreated before reaching the "Olympic deep fryer." After brutal battles, only Chocolate Sausage—a hero so annoying his stories were weapons—remained. Surviving V-Lad, he sieged the Cervelat’s castle using the "I’d Do Something™" tactic. By dawn, the Cervelat fell, and Sausage annoyed the universe into submission.

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plays like a legend, add me, please

+rep master of execution

Skillful play