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Ok F**k Me.

After Playing This Game I literally have no other words for this game than true horror. I yell in joy when I get to save. I scream when the creepy characters come out with their broken necks (#StrangerDanger) This game gives safety a new meaning. So here is basically what happend

*Starts Up Game*
*Thinks Game Isn't Scary*
*Starts to feel safer*
*Uh Were Did The Creepy Music Go?!*
*Gets Fricken Rekt By A Massive Jumpscare*
*Falls Off Chair*
*Starts Hitting my table yelling NOOOOO (I can Not Make That Up)*
*Starts Rambling About What Happend With My Friend*
*Says Hey Watch My Game*
*Starts All Over Again So He Can Get Rekt Too.*
*I get jumpscared and then to hear that he was brb*
*Biggest F**ken Facepalm Of All Time*

In Cry Of Fear You Play As A Teen (I think) in a end of the world type of time. He must survive will trying not to get eaten alive by broken neck zombies which are way fircken creepier than you might think. Here's a picture \/ http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/afraidofmonsters/images/9/90/Sawrunner.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120823095038
But This game is like Albino Lullaby with a TON of jumpscares that you wouldn't expect at all. When The Beggining Monster Jumped out it was playing in my mind all day. (Not a bright idea to play it at 10:00) So Before You Play This Game Look At The Warnings. It says JUMPSCARES, MODIFING YOUR SANITY, and MAY MAKE YOU DEPRESSED (Just so you know those aren't the exact words but that sums it up. Im not a f**king wizard. Also Im not going back to check that out. Too lazy xD)

Yes I know I haven't played for 20 hours but that doesn't mean I didn't have the same fright. This was the first ever game I got scared of. I love horror games and I played everything from Albino Lullaby (my secound favorite horror game) to SCP Contaimnent Breach (my third favorite horror game.

So here is a sentence to sum it all up. In Horr Games You Get Two Choices. One To Be Scared And One To Not. In Cry Of Fear. You Don't Get A Choice. You Get An Answer.

:D

Before I start rambling about this game I do not care that it is not the person's game. There is a unity addon called UnitZ which you can use to make your own game for fifty dollars. But what he did was just change the title screen to say Pixel Survival. We all know he did this so please. Stop yelling at this guy and just play the game and enjoy it.

Pixel Craft is another survival game which you can pick a character to then collect items and make weapons to survive the night and day. Even though this is kind of unoringal I still love this game. It is fun to just run around and do whatever you want or feel pretty epic 360 noscoping zombies. This game does allow everything a survival game needs but makes it simple. So for that I think this is worth the two dollars. I do not really think this game should be free just because of it's features. To be fair if I were making this game I would make it cost the same time cause I used to be a game dev with one game finished. And I would want a profit from working on a game and not getting anything. (Yes I know this didn't exaclty take him eight mounths like it took me to finish a game but still this might be a job for him and not a hobby for me.) Overall I think it is pretty good. Saves you 58$ from using unity and buying the addon for 60$

Yes I know I haven't played it for fifty hours but this isn't that kind of game.

The steam controller is a basic controller made epic. It works like a an xbox controller but it is slick and easy to learn and play. The steam controller creates an expiernce for every game. Like couch gaming? This is perfect for you. Play any game you want easily with the steam controller. Play gmod, Portal, and CS:GO easily with easy configs from Valve. Or play a game without configs with the Steam Controller by using community configs or make your own! Perfect support for gameplay without leaning over your keyboard and mouse. 8.5/10

'.,CosmoLands is a space exploration and mining game. Even Though the game doesnt give a expiernce to everybody I myself found it enjoyable. So lets get into the cons and pros

Pros:
Randomly Generated.
Gets addictive.
Just plain fun

Cons:
No Tutorial
Not for everyone
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A solid 7.5/10. Would have a better rating if the game updates

Start up Garry's Mod
Gets 100 addons
Thinks of What To Do For Five Minutes.
Starts up on a sever
Plays with three people (one including a 9 year old screaming into a mike)
Gets kicked.
Go onto sandbox
Friend Randomly Joins
Spams John Cena Sound Gun
Friend Takes RPG
Blows himself Up
Get into a skype call
Plays game For 36 Hours

11/10 Would Have friend Blow Himself Up Again.

Before I say anything if you have anything raging problem DO NOT GET THIS GAME THEN. Lets move on.

You play as a cube that jumps over obstacles and flys through levels to make you rage out of your mind.

Now this game is mixed, I hate but love this game. When I am playing I hate it but sometimes I love it. I get super mad and made me almost brake my computer. So play this game if you really want to.

Good game. 7/10 because of Rage

SNOW is basically Skate 3



Pros:
Laughable Gameplay
Easily Fun
Never gets old
Good Gameplay

Cons:
Graphics are Eh
It's like Skate 3, you have to make it fun. Not really a problem.

Overall if you have some time to waste or playing this with a friend SNOW is for you!

In the game boogeyman you play as a 8 year old named Thomas. His family took the deal for a new house bu something is not right. Mabye it is the electrical fails or Wierd Voices at night but there is always that that will stay there. His name is boogeyman...

This game literally made me jump on a jumpscare so much that I jumped and hit the back of my chair and scared everyone watching the movie that was put on the tv.

If you don't want to be scared too much you can turn off the house exploration but I am trying to not be a wuss soo yeah... More hitting my head against the back of my chair for me :D

If your into horror or want to get into the scaring experince try this. It doesn't take long to download. Just try it out for 20 min. and your be suprised how scared (in a nice way, boogeyman does that) you will be just from a tiny game.

8.5/10

Blender is a free easy 3d animation program. I could just ramble about the program but here are pros and little cons.

Pros:
You can learn in about 5 days.
The community is giant with blender with blendswap.com and templates for help
ITS FREE
Comes with modeling in it.
Multiple parts in one like Animation and Modeling and Timeline and Videeo Editor in one screen
It doesn't get anying or timewasting.
No Addons
JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
takes like 6 min. to download.

Now the very little cons.

Cons:
No undo button (do i=n00b?) Just save and reload though
You need a mouse unless you change the settings (takes stress if you don't know wat to do)

Don't even read more just get this game

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