i love my husband giving me backshots <3

+rep the cutest doggo in the whole Fog!

Tunnelled me but good killer regardless +rep

my favorite carlos <3 +rep

Happy Birthday

no u

She/Her Feg

+rep i love u and i prefer you as my backpack:> (dont tell jane)

runs windows 10 pog

+rep juicer

+rep MEOOOOOOOOOOOOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW

hi dad i waited for you on fathers day with some fresh milk and you never showed up

I love you hoe

<3

Hi Tensh I am hoping you can help me with a pc problem.
Everytime I go to hit the belly button of my computer to turn it on it turns on for 1 sec and then turns off. I've tried taking off the sides of it to expose it's insides and tickling it but it does not work. I have also tried offering it a creamy lick of some good old fashioned Ben and Jerry's ice cream, established 1978. No luck, is this because the computer is too young to know Ben and Jerry's? Why can't we go back to the olden days when 1 quality hand job cost 25 cents from the saloon down the block from Ben and Jerry's? I remember getting the "creamy happy ending sundae" which included a nice blowy and a cup of cherry garcia. That was the day I too got my own cherry garcia popped. Ah... the good ol' days............

Most caring, understanding and forgiving individual. Couldn't ask for a better friend.

have you ever tickled a guinea pig and wondered why it didn't try to tickle you back?

Hello. I have some questions I need you to answer:

1. Have you ever wrapped yourself in silly string and wondered if that's what slutty worms feel like?

2. Have you ever wondered if a dog gets upset for you messing up it's fur when you pet him in the wrong direction?

3. Have you ever just wondered how someone would react if you slapped them with a hot dog and told them to keep the change?

4. Have you ever considered that the fact the sun actually sets, is because it's tired of our ♥♥♥♥?

5. What if chocolate was green, would you think it was Irish, or just sick? Would you still eat it?

6. If you could snort any type of french fry, what would it be? Crinkle cut, curly, thin, steak fry, etc?

7. If drop kicking someone didnt hurt your own body, would you do it more often?

There once was a bear named Jordan. He had an odd and disturbing obsession. Every day, at 06:09PM, Eastern time. We aren't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hippies here. Eastern is bestern. He would sit at his beautifully crafted wooden desk. Turn on his monitors. His preferred browser was Google Chrome. Because ♥♥♥♥ IE and FF. *instant rap airhorn* He would go to "www.erectpencils.com" and look up some nasty pencil porn. Now, what is pencil porn you may ask? It's the act of pencils being made from scratch. He would invision the smell of the wood. The lead, even. The metal wrapping around the base of the piece that holds the eraser. With his jar of Earls Handy Dandy Earwax Lube, he'd go nuts. On himself. [CONTINUED BELOW]

Jordan was a strange bear. A good bear, but a strange one. He can no longer go into an office supply store without having a little bit of a chub. He's a sucker for those places. So much so, sometimes he even uses his own earwax if he cannot simply take the smell of those pesky, but sexy wooden writing utensils. But why? What makes them so great? Jordan likes to think, that it's because they can erase mistakes. Considering the fact that he feels most living beings on this earth are mistakes, he often fantasizes about their extinction. This is his escape. Just a bear, his ear wax lube, and some pencil porn. Long live Jordan.

Tickling the underbelly of a gorilla is scientifically proven to put a gorilla into a euphoric state. When this state happens, it is often believed that the gorilla's banana is erect. A lot of places have tried to debunk this, saying it is a myth. But no scientist has ever lived amongst the furry humanoids like I have. Not only have I learned their native tongue, I have also become an expert at the art of slinging ♥♥♥♥ around. This has been quite the learning experience, and I have now taken on a wife. Her name is 2 little grunts, and 1 large grunt. We are very happy together. She is the one that has taught me the way of the gorilla. One day we will travel the mighty jungle together. And we will create a hybrid baby the world has never seen. Part human, part gorilla. I will name it after my life long hero; Harambe. Even if it's a girl. You are invited to the wedding, dear friend. Please bring along some bananas.

I appreciate you

Have you ever fisted a sand hole before? The way it feels coarse against your skin while you violently insert it in and out into the ♥♥♥♥♥ ass itchy aids that is sand? The way it glistens in the moonlight, and even sunlight. THE WAY IT NEVER GETS TAN FROM THE SUNLIGHT!?!? What in the hell! Someitmes you just gotta shut it's damn mouth.It thinks it's hot ♥♥♥♥, the way it just sprawls out and hugs the ocean like it's lover. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY if you ask me. But what can you do? Is what I used to think. Until I started sand fisting. It's the new hip thing. It's the only way to show the sand who is boss. So please. Join me in some sand fisting.

👼 daddy's ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦♥♥♥♥🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god I'm such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy!

I'm trying to win a hit new single. About a banana dancing in the wind. I just love the the way the banana peel flaps hit against the base of the banana. The sound... the calming and decedent slaps of a potassium filled and phallic Prince. Yeah, bananas are male, do you have a problem with its gender? No? Didn't think so. Anyway, would you like to help me with the lyrics? Here's what I have so far:

Yellow is so mellow
Me and my phallic fellow
We dance and linger in the earths breath
Floating on with our crystal meth

It's a work in progress so go easy!

Sincerely,

Potty A. Ssium

In the view of my research
fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again/ Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay.

I'm a 12 year old Gmod admin, I get paid 5 bucks a week for my admin services ;) My idols include Keemstar and Drake, whos Inspired me to be a rapper. I drive around all day in my yellow car on the streets of detroit hoping someone will buy my mix tapes, help a young pre teen out by visting my Tumblr page and donating to my patheon account yo.

I will have you know, NORMIE, that I can say what I want online and theres no consequences at all because you dont know me and for all you know I could be momma trumps cat hiding behind a computer screen spewing nonsense cause its 5 in the morning.

I'll have you know that I have over ten dollars in my bank account, and I will spend them all on your ruination. Sometimes what you say online has consequences. You will regret this day, boxman!

ur a normie u normie normie. ill have you know that my mom is Trump and she'll curb stomp you with her fat stacks of money.

Hello there are you a square? are you a circle? are you a human? what would you say if i told you that you were a perpendicular triangle?! Would you believe me? Would you believe in the words that came out of my geometrical mouth? Would you beleive that what I was saying wasnt obtuse??????? That perhaps, my words had some sort of parallel meaning? I have to ask you, would you believe that I was right? Now? Yes? I may have an actue lying problem. It can probably be cured with some loudermilk

To whom it may concern.
On the 24th of April, in the year of 2017, you made a remark in regards to my sexuality.
I only have one thing to say to you.




no u.

hewwo i am a wonewy wittle shawkie, with a wonewy wittle finsie. I swim and swim and swim, with my wittle heartwess eyes, and my wittle gills pumping sweet sweet ocean based necter for me to slowwy get stwonger wiff. pwease save me fwum da cold scary ocean, and the meany weeny humans..? I would make a pwetty stwong pet, and a cute wittle companion for you. I eat onwy 100 pounds of cow a day.. or fish.. pweeeeeeeeease save me. adopt me and make me your shawkie baby. My shawkie name is cwingey toof

75 hours in the Sims 3?
How?
Literally.
Laterally.
Metaphorically.
Figuratively.
How?

Do you suck ♥♥♥♥♥?
Are you a peter-puffer?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a gardenhose.

+rep fat cat

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Thanks fam :BBBBBB

dear tenshi, your games are like funshine oysters on the beach.

You are the most amazing person ever. I hope your have a great weekend, my VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY good friend.

can i have a cookie??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I don't tell you that I love you enough. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you

Hope you are having an amazing weekend my TRUE GREAT FRIEND<3

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"
He said, "Will you defeat them
Your demons, and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?"
"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade.

would you like to join the black parade, we have black stuff.
And theres a marching band.

I am the vidya gaymez I sexually identify as the xbox version of halo 2, with 3000 hours spent. My under disk is filled the the bittersweet scars of loyalty and abuse. Some days I wish sweet release would come in the form of a size 11 Nike Air sneaker.. to break me from the unrelenting yet intoxicating prison filled with rage, racism, and an immense amount of dedication to no scopes to the dome.

Happy Valentine's day c:

I will light one up for you

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

RE-RE-RE-REMIX

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Digimon!
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Di Di Di...
Digimon!
Digital Monsters!
Digimon are the champions!
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Digimon are the champions!
Change into Digital Champions to save the Digital World!
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Digital Monsters!
Digimon are the champions!
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Digital Monsters!
Digimon are the champions!
Digivolve into champions!
Armor Digivolve!
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Digital Monsters!
Digimon are the champions!
Digimon! Digital Monsters...
DIGIMON!

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