Taobao Donk
The Postman   Ningyang, Shandong, China
 
 
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🔥 [FPS "LEGEND"] 🔥
(Self-proclaimed, court-certified)
Proud Knight of the 𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖎𝖑 𝖔𝖋 5
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🎮 DOMINATING THESE REALMS:
⮞ CS2 (when recoil isn't bullying me)
⮞ Losing with style (unofficial rank: Supreme Copium)

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💢 SKILL TREE (PATCH NOTES: WIP)
▸ 🎯 Aim » "It’s… abstract art."
▸ ⚡ Reflexes » 0.5s delay (buff incoming?)
▸ 🧠 Game IQ » Error 404: Clutch gene not found

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📂 SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS

+[C:\Games\Serious Business]
|—📁 Counter-Strike_GFX
| └⚠️ Skills [EMPTY]
| └⚠️ Game Sense [CORRUPTED]
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+[D:\Suspicious]
|—📂 Totally_Legit_Cheats
| └✅ "Gaming Chair" (v2024)
| └✅ Wallhacks.exe (disguised as cat pics)
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🌌 PHILOSOPHY
"Winning is a social construct.
But if you see my Faceit stats… no you didn’t."

🔫 JOIN MY CRUSADE IF:
➤ You enjoy "strategic respawning" (we die a lot)
➤ Your ego is bulletproof (friendly fire: ON)
➤ You, too, believe in ✨ moral victories ✨

🔗 Faceit CV: https://www.faceit.com/en/players/ThePostman_

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Comments
AA12 13 Oct, 2024 @ 8:06am 
很厉害的人:steamthumbsup:
The Postman Jr 23 Apr, 2022 @ 12:24am 
+rep good player
✪ Kappã 19 Nov, 2020 @ 9:51am 
+rep good player
Vivian 3 Dec, 2019 @ 5:40am 
+rep funny man
BugPenguin 7 Nov, 2019 @ 9:40am 
+ REP . VERY PRO KARRY ME, ME LIKIT ALOTTI.
乃希 24 Sep, 2019 @ 5:38am 
+rep good player