https://youtu.be/q1OURyEpqRQ?si=YZ4_tydX23vlMVVk

+rep sold me krokodil when I was in middle school

man wtf is wrong with french ppl??!?!!?!? u guys are all so weird...

you are so bad holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ please just bro please bro just please just uninstall bro

best turkey medic!

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TO 72 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………..

fear.

noob

n word

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, My name is Dav3, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, My name is Dav3, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, My name is Dav3, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, My name is Dav3, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening

“Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination”
Telling you what you NEED to Hear not what YOU WANT to hear
Weird energy medical mystery.
Usually when people say it's a drinking problem there is some cocaine in the story also.
Chicken breast tren mdma clen dust monkey dmaa pure caffeine white powder and salt and freshly
Honestly, bodybuilding is one of the gayest pursuits a straight man can follow.
-Fake Tan -Thongs -Obsessed with their appearance -Spends most of his time getting sweaty with other dudes. Dont forget the post workout.
Chicken breast, broccoli, testosterone, thin, trenbolone, masteron and most importantly carrots.
For haters,science is way over their heads XD WoOoOoOoOoohhh nervousness, Accelerated heartbeat, tremors, insomnia, headache, excessive sweating, cramps, nausea. Trenbolone and lockdown People get mad when I say this, but it’s true. Skinny doesn’t equal healthy. Healthy is when you eat good and stop putting crap in your body!

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-Rep After a good game in tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great TF2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a tf2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep based

tf2centre lobby? :))))

hey that's me

!!!! ONCE YOU STARTED REDING THIS U CANNOT STOP READING THIS ONCE U STARTED READING THIS !!!!

There was a young man name FL he used to play casual......but after 2 yeal.....he pass away.............now a statue is dedictated to him soldier holding up L number......rumors say its real and they saw it feel free to make up ur own mind but.......but when i saw it it was fake and real and gay..........now a new FL is out there who mastered all 4 classes of 6 version 6 gamemode who they say he will rule teh competitive sceene...which contsts of 6 version 6 gamemode only because hihglander is not a real game.

share to 1 other friend and together we can STOP this

Dave 18 minutes ago
wtf why are you a furry

wheres goldeplays?

hey man i was wondering if u can help me with my math homework i need to do this on tomorrow :[ please please man help

Added for ETF2L (we can also use you as a bot for our warm up)

Hi i need some tips to play my first etf2l season, i was directed to you because apparently youre pretty experienced. Please accept!

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

etf2l (we could also play terraria sometimes :D if u want)

People call me Dave, I am an above average player and a valuable member of the TF2 community as you can see by my medals below. I main heavy as I like to own all the no life ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ losers acting like it's all "just a game" which is really just an excuse for their poor gameplay. I've won multiple tournaments, I am proficient at Heavy, Sniper, Soldier or Scout which are the best classes btw. Spy mains are objectively the worst people. People accuse me of using aim assists or wallhacks, no that's just game sense and muscle memory I've accumulated over 8 years. I carry my team every single time in pubs and I would be top competetive player if I had a good team with appropriate skills. But what pisses me off the most aren't the noobs...

that joke was like u running on a treadmill.
Out of breath and Dead.

Where do horses go when they’re sick?
To the horsepital!

dude he is like sub open demo if you think thats insane then idk

+rep insane demoman

Kicking random people from a game like a ♥♥♥. Hope you feel good about yourself, you disgusting trash.

hewo

merry

Communism is so good in WW2 the Russians single handedly took out the Nazis, had 26 million of their population killed, had most of their infrastructure destroyed, and still became a world power to rival the americans who only had one bombing raid on a navy base that they still cry like little ♥♥♥♥♥es about today. Saying capitalism is better than communism is like saying a paraplegic is faster than usain bolt because he can fall across a finish line faster than usain can run the whole 100m.

Kicking random people from a game like a ♥♥♥. Hope you feel good about yourself, you disgusting trash.

ye stfu padux

stfu

I'm a shy person but I want friends
I feel lonely sometimes so I like to talk to people
I'm pessimistic as fuuuuuuuuuu-
I'm not as old as I sound vocally.
I'm doing my GCSEs so when I play games that'll be me seeking stress relief.
I'm a good person to talk to about mental health despite my young age. Even if it's just a social problem, I'm happy to help.
I'm not someone who likes sounding happy (juxtaposes the previous point right?). I prefer keeping my emotions to myself mainly and help others with there problems.
I'm good at maths.


That's about everything you need to know about me.

etf2l

ggs

etf2l

etf2l

would like to talk to u about smth

etf2l

he has a disease when dave bombs him