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» darn the basking taught! ♂
» hark! zounds! weaving pulling suit. ✦
» England talks aptly ✰
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» Suzuki measured ✿
» until the clothing inflated ✥
» and the blossoms made ✔
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» peeking with totem ✩
» You uncovered the lounges ♀
» beside the water ●
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Hello my friend, and thank you for the friend request. I was just wondering.. Are you really sponsored by dominos?

LOOOOL I'm such a goofball, like that's not a good environment for raising our son Saddam!!!.... unless that's the point of having a son named Saddam, he will have a damaged childhood that will lead to him becoming a merciless dictator just like Hitler...... Lol noooo I would never do something that will lead to a second holocaust

unless we find a liberal Sheikh who issues a fatwa that homosexuality isn't a sin and we start dating.... Hahahaha it's so dumb I'm literally laughing so hard rn, like even if we started dating, our relationship would go nowhere since ♥♥♥ marriage is illegal in Islamic countries.... unless we move to the US and start a new life and adopt a child and name him Saddam....
vOMG that's so dumb our families would disown us and we'll lose everyone's respect.... unless we don't tell anybody and we build a mosque and become Imams and everyone in our community will love us for being God's men and building a mosque in a western country.... Lol what a stupid idea hahaha like how are we even going to live together afterwards, everyone will suspect that we're ♥♥♥... unless we buy houses that are next to each other and build an underground tunnel that connects them....