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GPU: Potatoe HD
CPU: processor i found in Chinatown.
RAM: 2bits of DDR69
Cooling system: My fridge, i eat and play in my kitchen.
PC case: i didn't have enough money so everything's just on my table.
Mouse: 老鼠 Chinatech Shrooma 69 colors special - 50 DPI special Edition!
Keyboard: 鍵盤 Gaming Technical keyboard from Ricer
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says Dam!"
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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