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Hand, n.:
A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and
commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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"The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and
has gills through which it can see."
-- Monty Python
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Wad some power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see us.
-- R. Burns
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Work Hard.
Rock Hard.
Eat Hard.
Sleep Hard.
Grow Big.
Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em.
-- The Webb Wilder Credo
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Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
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