Best Monster Hunter you'll ever see, screw the actual meta, I'm the true meta.
World: HR: 999 , MR:364 (Lmao rise came out)
Rise: HR: 6
Time for an obligatory Chat log Hall of Fame.

1. Fuzzbump is now Online.
『Jaxreiv』: Greetings fuzzy
Fuzzbump: Good morn!
Fuzzbump: Woke up happy!
Fuzzbump: How are you?
『Jaxreiv』: eyyyyyy
『Jaxreiv』: Im aight
『Jaxreiv』: Hungry af
『Jaxreiv』: but
『Jaxreiv』: that's aight
『Jaxreiv』: got to do a doctors appointmet
『Jaxreiv』: at 11:45
『Jaxreiv』: So I'll be leaving here in about 30 mins cause fam asked me to pick up papers for new house
Fuzzbump: Sounds exciting!?
『Jaxreiv』: Yes
『Jaxreiv』: YES
『Jaxreiv』: cause its a house where I am near all my friends and it shortens time to work
『Jaxreiv』: I love ittttttttt
Fuzzbump: Oh boy! Gas saving!
『Jaxreiv』: and there's really not much to dooooooooooo to the houssseeeeeeeee
Fuzzbump: Add a moat!
Fuzzbump: Giant, stone pillars!
Fuzzbump: Parapets for the archers!
『Jaxreiv』: I would
『Jaxreiv』: if the house wasn't on a hill
『Jaxreiv』: the pillars I mean
『Jaxreiv』: everything else could work
『Jaxreiv』: well maybe except the moat too
Fuzzbump: Statues of your likeness
Fuzzbump: Everywhere
Fuzzbump: So that your rule is never forgotten
『Jaxreiv』: And one of my coconut drinking Susanoo friend because he deserves recognition
Fuzzbump: And the most glorious of guillotines!
Fuzzbump: Dissenters beware
『Jaxreiv』: That would be like the ultimate deterrent for robbers
『Jaxreiv』: they would see that in the back yard and be like
『Jaxreiv』: wtf
Fuzzbump: The blade rusty and caked with the blood of the prevous victim
Fuzzbump: It doesn't have to work
Fuzzbump: They will die of infection anyway