Do not steal my Kraft Dinner.

you will die.

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I like pizza and cook da pizza, I am master chef

but not like master chief because halo is for noobz

i only play good video games because I am very smart
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anyway I have like 50$ and a realistic 2 person life size moose costume

so yeah i'm like basically the richest guy in the world

i often hack money into my bank account so I can buy things like pizza and mountain dew
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HDC is Hack Dot Com, it's the source of my power

one day i will acquire the domain and be unstoppable

until then i'll just eat pizza and drink more mountain dew
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