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The Joker

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88 of 101 (87%) Achievements Earned::


Personal Achievements

CL0WND

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2011 @ 10:06am

FRIED PIPER

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2012 @ 2:04pm

LEVEL A CHARGE

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2011 @ 12:23pm

ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2011 @ 8:51am

CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.
Unlocked 3 May, 2012 @ 8:06am

CRASS MENAGERIE

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2011 @ 1:03pm

A RIDE DENIED

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2011 @ 9:10am

HEAD HONCHO

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2011 @ 12:55am

HEARTWARMER

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2013 @ 10:50am

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

Survive all campaigns on Expert.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2014 @ 11:33am

THE REAL DEAL

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2015 @ 8:19am

DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2011 @ 8:10am

ROBBED ZOMBIE

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2012 @ 11:24am

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2011 @ 1:23pm

BURNING SENSATION

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2011 @ 11:13am

ARMORY OF ONE

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2011 @ 11:19am

SHOCK JOCK

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2012 @ 11:52am

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2012 @ 3:59pm

CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2011 @ 10:01am

SEPTIC TANK

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2011 @ 1:48pm

CLUB DEAD

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2011 @ 10:34am

TANK BURGER

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2013 @ 11:32am

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2012 @ 1:30pm

PRICE CHOPPER

Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2011 @ 10:18am

MIDNIGHT RIDER

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2011 @ 10:24am

RAGIN' CAJUN

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2011 @ 3:40pm

WEATHERMAN

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2011 @ 8:29am

BRIDGE BURNER

Survive the Parish campaign.
Unlocked 2 May, 2012 @ 9:42am

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2011 @ 1:21pm

GUARDIN' GNOME

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2011 @ 8:21am

SOB STORY

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2012 @ 12:54pm

WING AND A PRAYER

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2011 @ 1:07pm

QUALIFIED RIDE

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2011 @ 12:24pm

BACK IN THE SADDLE

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2011 @ 2:05pm

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2011 @ 10:30am

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2011 @ 1:52pm

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2011 @ 10:22am

SCATTERING RAM

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 2:00pm

MEAT TENDERIZER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2011 @ 12:28pm

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2011 @ 12:04pm

BEAT THE RUSH

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2012 @ 2:57pm

HUNTING PARTY

Win a game of Scavenge.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2011 @ 3:11pm

GAS GUZZLER

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2012 @ 1:24pm

CACHE AND CARRY

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2011 @ 3:00pm

SCAVENGE HUNT

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2012 @ 12:50pm

GONG SHOW

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2012 @ 12:48pm

FUEL CRISIS

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
Unlocked 16 May, 2012 @ 11:58am

GAS SHORTAGE

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 7:33am

STACHE WHACKER

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2011 @ 8:11am

TORCH BEARER

Survive The Passing Campaign.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2011 @ 8:30am

TIL IT GOES CLICK

Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2012 @ 11:54am

GRAVE ROBBER

Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2011 @ 8:39am

MUTANT OVERLORD

Play 6 Mutations.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2012 @ 1:51pm

FORE!

Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2011 @ 11:45am

KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2011 @ 9:58am

KITE LIKE A MAN

Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2012 @ 8:22am

CACHE GRAB

Open 5 foot lockers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2012 @ 1:43pm

PORT OF SCAVENGE

Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2013 @ 1:49pm

SUPREME SACRIFICE

Complete "The Sacrifice".
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2013 @ 1:27pm

KILL BILL

Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2012 @ 1:14pm

BARREL ROLLED

Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 12:54pm

CHAOS GENERATOR

Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2011 @ 2:01pm

SACRIFIZZLE

As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2014 @ 3:15pm

STREAM CROSSER

Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2012 @ 9:48am

CONNECTING FIGHTS

Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.
Unlocked 9 May, 2012 @ 2:54pm

Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2

Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2011 @ 12:07pm

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 4:35am

GETTING STARTED

Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2020 @ 8:13am

ON OUR WAY

Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 6:40am

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 5:43am

STILL STANDING

Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 10:52am

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 11:46am

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2020 @ 1:13pm

ACID BATH

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 1:14pm

SPITFIRE

Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07pm

FLIGHT DECK

Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 11:23am

FAT NINJA

As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 12:31pm

THREE’S A CROWD

Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:45am

LICKETY-SPLIT

With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2020 @ 12:32pm

GET SKEETED ON

Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2020 @ 12:40pm

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2020 @ 7:49am

ONE HIT WONDER

As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:30am

PURE SATISFACTION

Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 7:29am

POLE POSITION

Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 7:02am

HOUSEHOLD NAMES

Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 7:57am

NEW HAIRCUT

Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 12:34pm

GNOME ALONE

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 1:46am



STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

WEDDING CRASHER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.

GOOD GUY NICK

Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.

THE LAST FRONTIER

Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.

GOLDEN FREEMAN

Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
5 / 22

SHOTGUN WEDDING

Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.

THE BIG TEN

Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.

A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
32 / 43

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
24 / 43

KILLING SPREE

Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
16 / 43

SUPREME SURVIVALIST

Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.

THE MAIN ATTRACTION

On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage

THE LAST DASH

Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.