The Hot Sticky » Games » Jazzpunk: Director's Cut Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
14 of 24 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 1:24pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 1:21pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 1:30pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 1:51pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:00pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:23pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:16pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:22pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:38pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:54pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 3:05pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 3:11pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 3:13pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:23pm



Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet