Recent reviews by Dad

If you haven't played it what are you doing?

Great atmosphere and visuals. Though it is only five minutes and thirty seconds long, it's quite immersive and will captivate you within seconds. It's free so why not experience it yourself?

Where's Act II?

Though many of the updates and fixes are unnoticable to most, this is definitely the way to go if you're looking for an improved non-performance heavy modification. Amongst the many bug fixes, the partical effects and dynamic lighting system have also been reworked. It's no major graphical change but it's certainly a better way to play the game while still largely maintaining the core atmosphere.

... and it's free.

When I was recommended this game by a friend it really grasped my curiosity due to knowing said friend's taste. It was so unlike her that I knew there had to be something to it, some kinda twist. I kept anticipating it to become overly comedic or take some kind of turn. Eventually, out of nowhere, it did. It turned real quick. It turned up to eleven. The game remembers the data from your previous playthroughs. Trying to start fresh or tampering with the files will only fuel her.

I'm not one for dating sims or even anime, with that said this is definitely a great experience that will leave a mark. You'll be left thinking about it for quite some time, tempted to go back and undo your mistakes. I don't know if there is a happy ending as I could not find it. Perhaps you can, the game is free so why not give it a try...

Liked the first? You'll love what this one has in store.
Haven't played either? What are you waiting for?

Shoot undead tossers for money and fancy new clobber. If you obliterate their anatomy in a sexy enough fashion, the game will trigger a brief but glorious slo-mo effect to truly capture the bloody good moment you've created. You can even wear a cute lil' fedora on your pretty little head as you do so. How Fedorable...
Have loads of fun by bathing in gore solo or, if you're not much the sociopathic type, do it with your mates over online play. Stack up on firearms of a wide variety like a gun case with legs. Guns against your religion? That's okay, channel the barmy little devil in the back of your barbaric head by taking Zeds head on with countless melee weapons. Still not impressed? Looking for something a bit more feral? A recent addition has made it to where you can slaughter poor sods as the many different man-eating pillocks featured in the game.

Perk classes will give you different abilities and objectives on how to mow down flesh hungry gits as well as earn experience points faster. Get that big number displayed above your head into the highs and you'll have the team sticking to you like flies on defecation and mutilation.

If you're familiarized in games such as Doom, F.E.A.R. or Left 4 Dead, this pretty much takes everything great about those and packs it like sardines into one deliciously brutal kill fest. Every now and then you will experience lag issues depending on what server you hop into but other than that, don't charge in expecting a major story and you'll be dandy.
Have fun out there, kiddies and try to play nice!

ProTip: Taking a fleshpound from behind isn't as enticing as your lady friends make it out to be, watch your back...

Oh, you wanted a review? You're gonna have to buy the Gage Review Pack DLC first.

If you are a fan of cooperative FPS twisted horror then you're already in the right place.

WARNING: This game is highly addictive and can take 3 - 4 hours up of your day...
User discretion is advised.

If you enjoy horror or even map editing modes, this is definitely a game to have in your collection.