"This phone is lit as ♥♥♥♥ i can watch porn in like 4k."
"This new monitor is a 1920x1080 hentai machine."
"You got it, Ray."
"You wanna hit some cherokee chicks down the trail of beers?"
"Yes, but have you tried COMMUNISM? "
"There's NO HOPE IN HELL."
"Lil pump is the third coming of christ."
"I can see that dumbass haircut from a mile away. and im not talking about Parker."
" KOBE "
"GET OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥ DAMN FLOWERS"
"WHO'S IN MY ♥♥♥♥ DAMN FLOWERS?! "
"Gatorade Gang is art."
"So you're a man of equal taste as well?"
" NICE , NICE! "
"My friend's alcohol abusing dad played it on the playstation; he was not that well."
"If you're the drone near the hostage, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥."
" TOGA HYPE TRAIN 2017 "
"Can WEBMD help me if i injected coke in my ♥♥♥♥ or no."
"I'm going to listen to Fat Nick and have a religious experience."
“It just tastes like hot”
“It hurts to move my lips”
“calm down, we’re just getting started.”
“driving a prius does not make you a smart driver. It makes you an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.”
"Lil Xan makes music for people who put 2 condoms on thinking theyre protected more than one time."
"what time is it? it's penis time for me." -chris
"no wonder planned parenthood was praised"
"DID YOU DO THE DEED???"
"rub some dirt in it to stop the bleeding"
"I wanted those ♥♥♥♥ damn power moons and i couldnt give a ♥♥♥♥ about my family'."
"That ♥♥♥♥ hurted."
" MINA THE WIFE "
"bro you ever want to just jump on a pregnant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stomach"
"I give up like no other"
"I have a small penis. My penis is smaller than yours." -Chris
"It's Tilson."
"My favorite artist is BLVC SVND."
".... ♥♥♥♥! "
"PTSD just means i'm high."
"these elephants are bullet monkeys "
"You want an update? It's not here."
"I hate you more than Ronald Reagan hates communists."
"Today, we have an interesting weapon, MY ASS "
“No ♥♥♥♥, but this dude had a fat ass.”
“He’s giving me a run for my money.”
" Stop getting high in my house But mom i'm getting high OUTSIDE the house."
"I LOVE SUPPLY DROPS!" -Chris
"Pat power washed the dorm bro."
"Blunt, why do you rip so hard?" -Lane
"That's the set."
"Go tell the TA what you did."
"Daddy Chris knows best."
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the name Bell in their name deserve no respect"
"COME ON WITH THIS GOD DAYUM MONKEY MUSIC!"
"STICK A FORK IN ME, I'M DONE!"
"NO ♥♥♥♥ KERMIT, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN INVOLVED WITH BRONIES!"
"SEE WHAT GETTING INVOLVED WITH BRONIES DOES? LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO KERMIT THE FROG FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!"