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12.4 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
this game bangs
Posted 2 February.
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250.8 hrs on record (245.8 hrs at review time)
Guys it worth it trust me its like an addiction youll win once and go "man i can do that ♥♥♥♥ again" and then you do and you slowly get golder and then like you win and if youre like me you do it like 600-700 times over and you get to look back on the ragebait and go "man this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ easy"
Posted 26 June, 2025.
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155.9 hrs on record (144.1 hrs at review time)
This game is genuinely horrible and gives me brain rot but I can't stop playing it kms
Posted 24 February, 2024.
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37.5 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
sea of thieves, we sailing with the team, we headin' up north as far as the eye can see, we're care free, we have no need to flee, i shot a skeleton with my banshee
Posted 5 August, 2022.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Honestly, I was expecting to enjoy this game for what it was worth from the very start. This game is just a far cry from FNAF and the original story. I feel like halfway through scripting the story SteelWool had been given complete freedoms to do whatever they'd want with the story and break away from the og storyline. You would expect a cool take for a final boss, like going against vanny in freddy and having to fight off all the animatronics, But all you get is a a recreation of fnaf 1 where you have to dodge tentacles and stare at a screen. No matter how you play it you just get an underwhelming ending that makes the game look like they lost their budget on the opening cutscene. If you TRULY want to play this and enjoy this, its more of an attempt to feel something than an actual result. As a fnaf fan all from the very beginning its hard to say this game can be considered a fnaf game, rather a side story that just makes the timeline all the worse in the grand scheme of things.

(And also a slight nitpick, the storytelling is abysmal. You have to look at walls and little corners to get any resemblance of a story, leaving the regular story to fall flat on its face and forsake the arguably perfect ending fnaf 6 left.)
Posted 18 December, 2021. Last edited 2 July, 2023.
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186.9 hrs on record (69.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted 21 November, 2021.
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92.0 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this game lowkey blows now lol
Posted 30 October, 2021. Last edited 14 March, 2024.
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303.7 hrs on record (52.4 hrs at review time)
boom
Posted 27 May, 2021.
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49.0 hrs on record (27.0 hrs at review time)
still sux
Posted 6 May, 2021. Last edited 13 May, 2021.
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2.2 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
DONT!
Posted 13 February, 2021.
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