GG

That ♥♥♥♥♥ tighter than the bulletproof counter window at a White Castle

>mom recently bought a UV light to detect ♥♥♥ stains in my underwear and socks
>cant fap into the shower because that would clog it
>can only acquire tissues through mom, not allowed packs of my own
>mom carefully documents each tissue i use in an excel table, and for what purpose

I'm 22 btw. What the ♥♥♥♥ do I do?

+rep excellent player, sharp reflexes, let's frag out together

good buddy

Plus Reputation, He Spit On That Thang!