My best friend, a steadfast companion for over a decade, is an extraordinary individual who embodies the roles of advocate and warrior in my life. Through thick and thin, he has been a source of unwavering support, standing by me with resilience and compassion. As an advocate, he champions justice and fairness, making his mark as a force for positive change. A true warrior, he faces life's challenges with courage, inspiring me to confront my own battles. Our bond goes beyond friendship; it's a profound connection marked by love and understanding. I am immensely grateful for the invaluable presence of my best friend in my journey.

Hey dude. How's it hanging? Bodacious. So, how was your trip? Woah, sounds like you really had a smoking time. You know, I know that your life can be a bummer sometimes and you have to deal with major dweebs at work, so I'm glad you could get out and get a sweet Vacay. It's nice to get away from all the bogusness sometimes. Well, Hombre, you ready to get this show on the road? Slammin'. Let's crank up some major tunage. Yeah. Yaah. Ooah. Hoohoohaohah. Rouhauhah. Woowoah. Nygeyynmyayayyyahahah. Myet? Ruhu. Wadadadadaaa. Cowgmynaah. Nobluuhhbluuhbluuh... Creaoh. Houhhuhuhu. Gra. Yahaa. Nymgaahygah. Dushaa. Ololololoaiby? Gjishaas. Tskafaa. Yahehohow. No. Howre. Gigegiyahaah. Hey. Mnhyeeho. Dilleyahaa. Mmgah. Dulurioluho. Yes ha how. Aye, yay. Hoohoohey. Ohlolollollay. Whorunbaybay? Haahhahaheyaah! Youhoohooohoonyraah!Well, Dudeski. I guess we're finally here. Yeah, It's always a jam to kick it with you too, my main monkey. Remember to drink plently of fluids. Stay loose, bro.

That is IT. I'm sick and tired of you replacing the wheels on my truck with beach balls. Just because you think it's funny how they honk when I drive does not mean that you can replace them in the middle of the night while I'm sleeping. Also, by this time, you probably owe me at least 23 sets of tires. That adds up man. Seriously. And no more kissing my sister.

This guy is a bro.