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22 of 33 (67%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Silence!

Interrupt Manger.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Window Shopping

Spend 15 minutes loitering without picking up the first task sheet during the intro.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Whale

Obtained an SSR drop from a gacha machine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Full-Time Employee

Reach one of the normal endings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Part-Time Employee

Reach one of the joke endings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:47pm

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

Achieved all endings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 9:01am

Crippled

Obtained a paycheck with a negative number.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10am

Wrong Number

Called an available phone number.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Welcome to Gran Turbismo

Discover the 'Car' dimension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Lactose

Discovered the secret of the 'Milk' dimension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Who the hell is this?

Placed all five polaroid photos on the 'Banned customers' board.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Mr Bones

Gave all bones to The Stranger.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:03am

Where are the cartoon animals?

Landed a 3 pointer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Remember Dashcon?

Stand in the ball-pit for 5 minutes straight.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10am

Parkour

Fell out of bounds.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

My lungs!

Fed The Flesh some smokes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Impending heart attack

Gulped down some form of drink.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Hackerman

Opened the Church door using a code.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:41pm

The Developer's Barely-Disguised Fetish

IT'S NOT ME?! IT'S THE OTHER GUY.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Overachiever

Did a task that wasn't on the list.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 6:16am

RIP In Peace

You died lmao.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:24pm

God Speedrunner

Beat a "Joke ending" speedrun faster than a time of 0:00:27:00.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 8:50am



The full picture

Read all Newspapers.

Observator

Read all of the Janitor's notes.

Mr Hugh Jass

Called all available phone numbers.

World's best employee of The Month

Achieve all achievements.
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