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This man is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deranged, stay out of his blast zone

If you have 0.3 hours in Forgive Me, Father I can only imagine that forgiveness was not in the cards on initial load.

Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter? Neither have I.

otivated, determined, resilient, confident, mentally untouchable. Notice I didn't say physical because no man is. Unfortunately, our physiology limits us anything past that. More words can describe my presence, but let's not be selfish. I walk a path. A path that was aligned for me since the begining of time. The creator gave me life through abundance. Allowing the correct blend of souls to cross paths, but not only to make eye contact, but to share passion with one another. A passion that allowed human life to be conceived over, and over, and over again. And through it all with proper planning, placement, and the correct space and time, here I stand. Mistakes made, battles fought, time elapsed, ridicule spewed. I refuse to let the actions of mere fellow humans distract me from serenity. In this life do you fill a purpose? A longing, a yearning itch for completion? If so, then we both share something. Something unbreakable, something remarkable. Never fall

otivated, determined, resilient, confident, mentally untouchable. Notice I didn't say physical because no man is. Unfortunately, our physiology limits us anything past that. More words can describe my presence, but let's not be selfish. I walk a path. A path that was aligned for me since the begining of time. The creator gave me life through abundance. Allowing the correct blend of souls to cross paths, but not only to make eye contact, but to share passion with one another. A passion that allowed human life to be conceived over, and over, and over again. And through it all with proper planning, placement, and the correct space and time, here I stand. Mistakes made, subscribers and many more.

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I will disconnect my jaw and consume you whole

I love you.

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Who the ♥♥♥♥ would even feed an omnivorous clown pellet food…? Do they want a sick clown? If clown stores even bothered to care about the keeping of clowns, they would know that ♥♥♥♥ is bad for them. If you can’t feed fresh peanuts and hot dogs then you shouldn’t own a clown in the first place. Pellet food isn’t even real food, it’s chemically made with preservatives.

Never change the natural markings of a clown. This should go without saying, but I see people buying halloween store ‘clown makeup’ and attempting to alter their clown’s faces. Clowns use their facial markings to identify one another, and altering it may cause stress, and even endager the clown if you keep several in the same tent.

Clowns get stressed from any foot confinement under size 16. Clown shoes are the worst item for being sold to kids as “accessories” in human foot sizes. When kept like that the clown will die a horribly stressed life within a year when they can live for 60 or more. They need colourful shoes or boots with plenty of toe-space and loud squeakers. Clowns are so intelligent that they actually play with you, and they need podiatric stimulation to live healthy. These are proper clown shoes.

I’m cringing at that rainbow collection of “my mommy got me a cute clown” balloon sticks. These are creatures that need to run around with helium balloons. They need to bounce and float away when released. Air-filled balloons on sticks are not a suitable replacement. This is the proper set up for a clown or more modern jesters.

Clowns shouldn’t be confined to a car. (Especially a childrens car..?) Clowns are curious creatures that need to jump, tumble, honk and play to be healthy. Keeping them locked in a car 24/7 as a toy for your kids will stress them out in much the same way as a hamster in a ball. Clowns do enjoy having access to a clown car, especially in groups, but their car should provide 1 square foot per clown and their enjoyment comes primarily from exiting the vehicle in large numbers. Keeping them locked inside can reduce their lifespan by up to 10 years. A small human-sized compact car may be suitable for larger groups of clowns.

Candee Fluff is a horrible brand of cotton candy, I used to feed it to my clowns and they would just throw it back up. The sugar is all unprocessed, when clowns need highly refined white sugar, just because it’s cheaper. Which is something they don’t list on the packaging to fool clown owners. Ideally you should only feed your clown freshly whipped cotton candy. Large mixers may be expensive but a simple childrens make-your-own candy floss machine will suffice if your budget is tight.

Clowns are creatures that need to clown. They were not meant to be domesticated and profited from as pets. They are highly active creatures that will self harm from stress in such confined spaces. Circus Clowns are delightful to keep in groups, though they are fine on their own, but every 1 clown adds 30 square feet to the space needed. They need multiple props and performance areas in order to replicate their natural environment. These are examples of proper Circus Clown or other basic clown enclosures.

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