Recent reviews by Dr. Kleiner

me play 732 hour. SEVEN THREE TWO. that lot of sun collect. that lot of zombie bonk.
me try lot game. me play everything. but plant zombie game? this one special. this one make brain feel good every time.
only other game me love more is gmod. gmod let me build dumb thing and break stuff. but pvz? pvz perfect strategy for caveman brain.
you put plant. zombie come. plant shoot. zombie die. sound simple? IT NOT SIMPLE.
so many plant. so many zombie. so many way do thing. me still learn new stuff after 732 hour. STILL FINDING NEW THING.
peashooter? good start plant. sunflower? need for sun. wallnut? he take hit like champ. me love wallnut. wallnut good boy. he sit there get eaten but buy time for shooty plant do work.
cherry bomb go BOOM. all zombie gone. feel so good. big dopamine for caveman brain.
most game? me play 20 hour, 30 hour, done. brain bored. move on.
not pvz. every level different. every strategy work different.
roof level? need lobber plant. pool level? need water plant. fog level? me no see zombie but plant still shoot. night level? no sun fall from sky, need mushroom and grave.
game keep fresh. always new challenge. always new way beat level.
bowling zombie? fun. zombiquarium? me feed zombie then zombie make sun then me feed more zombie. it loop but good loop.
vasebreaker mode? smash pot, find plant or zombie. gambling for caveman. me love gamble.
survival mode? this where real game start. endless survival make me use all brain cell. wave after wave. zombie get tough. me get tougher.
me spend maybe 200 hour just in survival endless. just that one mode. that how good it is.
no microtransaction in original. you buy game, you get whole game. all plant included. all level included. no "pay 5 dollar for fire peashooter" nonsense.
game respect you time. quick round if want quick. long survival if want long. you pick.
music slap. zombie on your lawn song? that song live in me head rent free. me hum while gather berry. me hum while hunt mammoth. always there.
game cute but also hard. look like kid game but survival endless make grown caveman cry. zombie come fast. gargantuar throw small zombie at you plant. it chaos. it beautiful chaos.

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gmod let me be creative caveman. build thing, break thing, spawn thing, make dumb scenario with friend.
pvz let me be strategy caveman. think ahead, plan defense, optimize sun economy, perfect plant placement.
both game give endless replay. both game never get old. both game make me brain happy chemical.
gmod slightly better cause me can do ANYTHING. build working computer in game. make rocket. spawn million barrel and crash server. pure freedom.
but pvz? pvz perfect at what it do. no waste. no fat. just plant, zombie, strategy. clean. pure. perfect.
lot people say "how you play same game 732 hour"
easy. cause game good. cause every round feel different even if same level. cause trying new plant combo fun. cause beating impossible challenge feel good.
me try speed run. me try challenge run like "only use pea plant" or "no wallnut allowed". make own fun. game let you do that.

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pvz best tower defense game ever made. nothing else close.
you want think? pvz got think.
you want casual? pvz got casual.
you want hard? survival endless destroy you soul.
you want cute? zombie wear traffic cone as hat.
you want replay value? 732 hour and me still finding fun.
only game me love more is gmod cause gmod is gmod. but pvz? pvz perfect game. no flaw. only zombie and plant and fun.
if you no play pvz yet, you missing out. game cheap. game good. game last forever.
now me go play more. need beat survival endless wave 25. zombie getting real tough but me getting tougher.
plant good. zombie bad. simple life. good life.
grunt grunt go play pvz now.

gold rush mod - me like, you mad, me no care
people angry. me happy. why?
everyone yelling
"where map" "no feature" "fake 2009"
okay cool. me still play.
me no care bout problem
stuff gone? whatever. unlock weapon? fun. not perfect? who care.
want old tf2 feel. get old tf2 feel. done. brain happy.
game play good for me brain
normal tf2 go zoom zoom too fast. me head hurt. boom die boom die boom die.
gold rush go normal speed. me think good. fight mean thing. cart push feel real not just die over over.
you like fast game? good for you. me like this. both okay caveman.
look pretty
everything match good. no weird break look. demo no have sword cause sword stupid here.
map good. weapon good. hat good. all fit together. make brain feel nice.
player number who care
"only 141 player mod ded lol"
so? everything lose player after new. people come people go. normal thing happen.
me want small group like mod not big group cry cry.
when me play
start game. look good. play good. feel old. no dumb stuff.
that all me need. brain satisfied.
simple caveman speak
mod got bad part yes. me love anyway yes.
me get thing me want. feel right. play right. look right.
you hate mod? okay whatever. different caveman different like.
me have fun. that only thing matter for me.
me say: love
just try. free thing. maybe like maybe no like.
stop read angry word just play yourself see.
me go now. cart no push self. need caveman push cart.
grunt grunt.

yes

VEERY FUN

2015: I spawned one Kleiner ragdoll.
2016: Every time I rejoined Sandbox, there were two.
2017: Friends laughed. “Funny dupe,” they said. But I never saved it.
2018: My contraptions began replacing props with Kleiner models. Fridge? Kleiner. Rocket? Kleiner.
2019: NPCs stopped shooting me. They only chased Kleiner.
2020: The skybox cracked open. A face. His face. Whispering: “Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”
2021: We tried nukes. We tried removing him with admin tools. The server crashed, but when it restarted, he was waiting. More of him.
2022: gm_flatgrass became a labyrinth of Kleiners, their T-posed bodies forming walls, towers, endless staircases.
2023: My friends don’t log in anymore. Or maybe they do, but when they speak, it’s his voice.
2024: I looked in a mirror on rp_downtown. Kleiner stared back.
2025: 6,900 hours. I am Kleiner now.

boy do i love this game

NOT A GAME I BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS A GAME

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AMAZING I LOVE THIS GAME SOO MUCH

10 es el puntaje que le doy al TF2, extremadamente bueno y adictivo, un muy buen sistema de juego en el que se divide en 9 clases con distintas habilidades, nunca te vas a aburrir de esta pieza maestra multiplayer, actualizado desde el 20007 (y sigue y sigue actualizándose) con una gran tonelada de contenido. Y encima ahora es Free To Play. Lo que mas me gusta es que las armas nuevas tienen siempre una cosa buena y una mala, así ninguna arma es mas buena si o si que otra arma. La verdad es que gaste y sigo gastando y seguiré gastando muchas horas en este juego. MUY recomendable!