Recent reviews by TheDiaBeatles™

Homestarrunner was such a huge part of my childhood, and this game captures the same charm and magic that I felt watching the cartoons back then. Every reference brought back memories and made me smile. The game is short but extremely fun, I highly recommend that every Homestar fan check this game out!

There is literally no reason to not own this game. You're getting one of the best experiences of your life for such a cheap price. This game will change your pespective on life and I highly recommend that you try it out for yourself.

And you can date a skeleton

New Chica tried to offer me a cupcake while old Chica got jealous and tried to rip my face off.

10/10 best dating simulator on the market.

If I learned one thing from Rattaoutlttti, its that rats arent bad, they're just stupid. Just by the title I could tell this game is racist, and I was correct. The rats are stereotypical, and not what real rats look like. For instance, these rats look very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, while real rats are used for inserting into ones anus. Now, I am not saying that I would stick my ♥♥♥♥ in these bad rats, but I know that some people would, and I dont blame them, for they are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attractive man. I dont appreciate the oversexualization of these rats, for I cant sleep at night without thinking of these rat bodies. Overall, these game made me realise that I need to see a psychiatrist, and that racism and sexism is still alive today.

None of this would have happened if Suzy just got me some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ waffles sometimes. ALLL I do is please her with my intelligence, my wit, and my penis. ANd what does she do? GO MAKE WAFFLES AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE, AND NOT MAKE ANY FOR ME. "Why dont u jst go to the waffle house?" ♥♥♥ U, this is Amerima and I dont have to pay for ♥♥♥♥♥♥ waffles, my wife shuld make them for me. I come hom, play some bad rats, and then expect some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ waffles when suzy gets mhome. but NOpe. She says shes too tired, and wont even listen to me talk about hom much I want to ♥♥♥♥ the rats in these games. I started writing bad rats all over the walls in my own semen, and she said I was "♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird" and "we're getting a divorce" I dont know what the ♥♥♥♥ a divwerce is so I just started wearing rat costumes to bed. THen in the middle of the night she goes and moves back with her mother. I am the victim here, not her, now I got the police tracking me, becAUESE APPARENTLY its animal cruelty to stick RATS, up ur ANUS. WHAT. WHO CAME UP WITH THESE RULES, OBAMA? I BET OBAMA ♥♥♥♥♥ RATS ALL THE TIME< WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ U AMERICA.

Disclaimer: I'm very tired and havent even installed this game, what the ♥♥♥♥ am I talking about.