It is better to never have tried anything than to have tried something and
failed.
- motto of jerks, weenies and losers everywhere
😬
Leela: Zoidberg!
Zoidberg: Sorry, you must have been boring.
😭
air, n.:
A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the
fattening of the poor.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
🤗
Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us
aren't normal. And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. He's
a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does.
Zoidberg: Damn right.
Fry: And the professor's a senile amoral crackpot.
Professor: Oyeeaii. (waves)
Fry: Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
Hermes: Tally me banana.
Fry: Amy is a klutz from Mars.
Amy: Whoops. (drops her glass)
Professor: And Fry, you've got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!
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