Recent reviews by Crayon Eating Menace

What is there to say?

Adios, friendo.

I WANT TO KISS GUNDYR ON THE LIPS MIYAZAKI PLEASE

Haha greatsword go SWOOOOOSH

It's fine.

2 year edit: After another 500 hours, it's still alright, I guess.

4 year edit: Added a thousand hours. Maybe it might be kinda ok.

It's alright I guess.

It's good.

A I N ' T N O T H I N G L I K E A F U N K Y B E A T

GO FAST OR GET DEAD KIDDO

I have 700 hours in this game. I love it. I have spent over a hundred dollars on the DLC, and consider it to be my go-to game.

But the game has quite literally become pay to win. Skins have been added, and the skins add stats. This means that a player who spends money on these skins will have better weapons than a player who doesn't. This is totally unfair.

This game will die if this continues.

I can't really talk about this game, as any amount of detail would be spoilers. But needless to say, it was a fantasic narrative adventure. Very fun, the right amount of silly and sadness, and overall, a fantastic story.

Worth it for the price? It's around 80 minutes long and 10 dollars, so it's really up to you whether or not you think it's worth it.

9/10. Damn good game.