"Har aldrig genom mina år på cs stött på ett sådant här mongo, jag är helt mållös över hur hjärndöd en människa kan bli" -Nojmen 2023

One time is was a time that was not the time of the day. So i say to today is the day that i wasn't the camel, but i like camel. Camel was good looking, and i like camel, so i walked, to the sandhouse. to have a dinner with camel. but camel didn't have sandhouse, so i had to go to the northpole and find santa. then i founded santa he told me that i had to go to sandhouse to find camel. then i got mad so i screemed at santa "i not find sandcasel" then santa got really mad so he used his superpower "themostdeadlysuperpowertoruleemallofthebestpowersinsandcasle" and he blow me away to the sandcasel. i was happy. i founded sandhouse. i walked in to sandhouse but camel was not home so i sat down and camels wife came in and she told me i was rly bad and needed to rank up to "Sergeant of the Master Sergeants Most Important Person of Extreme Sergeants to the Max!" to be able to talk to camel... so i started to grind. i killed alot of mudcrabs, about 10,000. but i only got to "Master Sergeant Shooter Sergeant Importanerson of Sergeants Extreme!" so i go to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and types "get free xp" and i founded a hack to get me to levelup to the right level. so now i can speek with camel and he said "Hello". that was insane so i told camel to have a nice day and i went to santa and said "Hello". santa was happy now and told me that i can get all of his superpowers. i told him that i don't need them so i said goodbye and went home.