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I Think I Got This

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 4:50pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 1 minute 50 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 4:50pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 4:54pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:12pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:12pm

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:14pm

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 10 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:19pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:28pm

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 1300ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:33pm

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:37pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:08pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:40pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:04pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:32pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:19pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:33pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:30pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:26pm

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:42pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:46pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:47pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:43pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 5:40pm



There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 30 seconds.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 45 seconds.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 30 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 45 seconds.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 2300ml of blood.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 800ml of blood.

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
29,581 / 50,000

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

Bin there, done that

Throw any object into any bin in reception

You're into that, are you?

Tickle Bob's feet

Mass ejection

Eject all the tools into space

Smash TV

Make the TV in the ambulance fall off

Bin Longden

Throw any object into the furthest bin in reception

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.