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Not gonna lie, this game is very, but I mean VERY boring at face value, but if you're like me and have some very strange attention deficit problems, this is the perfect game to play if you want to listen to a podcast, or take a phone call in the background. It is incredibly low maintenance for the most part, but after an hour of trudging through the woods like an insane hermit, once you finally line up the perfect shot on a whitetail, and fire that shot, it makes it all worth it.

The DLC policy is kind of icky, at least to me, but it's a small dev team, and they need to put food on the table after all.

My only recommendation for the devs is for their next weapon pack to have spears so I can hunt lions on Vurhonga as if I were Ashurbanipal.

good.

-about two weeks in
-raid
-an absolute unit of a dude named val
-severely wounds and hurts 2 of my colonists with a rusty knife
-lucky shot from a colonist knocks him out
-imprison
-recruit
-turns out to be kind of a lovable guy, and great help around
-a few months go by
-potato blight
-bad winter
-cold snap, temperatures plummet
-herbalist female colonist gets the flu
-warrior colonist dies of hypothermia
-val is the only decent fighter left
-two dumbass tribals somehow are able bear the cold enough to come raid
-val fights them off both with minimal injuries
-a few days go by
-val is tending the wounded
-"Maddened Squirrel"
-i send val with a rifle to kill it for food
-val misses two shots
-squirrel gets up close, scratches val
-val kills it
-val walks about 15 steps
-Colonist Dead, cause of death: Blood loss
10/10 game.

This game makes me want to cut out my nutsack and feed it to rabid dogs, because frankly it would be more enjoyable than playing this game.

absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

It’s man so in love with greed he has forgotten himself and only found appetites.
-Dutch Vanderlinde.

go home gi

10 out of 10 would die to a rat again

Meh.
7/10

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I got the game to work but i am not deleting the review because it shows that ubisoft is incapable of doing something first try